The Kingdom of Zahonyi Csongor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Orbán Ferenc with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.981 billion The greatest nation of all time enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ems city. The average income tax rate is 6.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Csongorian economy, worth 147 trillion csongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,412 csongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zahonyi Csongor's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Zahonyi Csongor is ranked 58,343^rd in the world and 1,760^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.